* A little warning on this post. If you are Pregenant or want to be and think it is an awesome amazing expirence, you may not want to read on. I warned you!
So I am officially 38wks. today and am just waisting time until I have my LAST dr. appointment. I am going to use this time to rant and rave about how great I think being pregnant it. It's not it SUCKS! And I don't even get sick, I can't imagine being you girls that throw up 900 times a day and still have to take care of more kids. I may not get sick but boy do my hormones go BANANAS. Even before we knew I was pg I was all snippy at Randy. I remember one night he said "man you better be pregnant" and that was to the beginning, so you can only imagine what type of beast I am right now. Let me just say WATCH OUT! On a little side note what is it with family members trying and wanting to push your buttons? I mean it's like looking at a kid with crutches and going over and tripping him, just because you can and you think it's funny. Does it look like being pregnant is easy? Do you say to yourself "hey I don't think they are going through enough I think I'll try and ruffle her feathers a little bit more"....Oh you know who you are and someday it will come back to bite you in the butt. I will admit that I am mentally unstable, however what is your excuse?
Now on to why this is so fun for the physical aspect. My legs look like tree trunks. I saw a profile picture of my legs and I wanted to cry and then cut them off. How about rolling over in bed and night? We all know how fun that is, it's like trying to move a beached whale..one..two...three..heave. Forget bending over, it's just not pretty. Speaking of pretty how do you like the pregnancy mask and age spots, what about the nose that spreads and the black hair that pops out of my head? How about spider veins and varicose veins? I'M ONLY 26!! THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!
So all in all if my family is still speaking to me after this baby then we will consider it a success.
On a happy note, I know that the moment I do FINALLY see this silly little girl-that still does not have a name- of mine I know that it will all be worth it. And God did do one favor for us women, he helps us forget.